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Reblogged from shinjiikaricosplayconfessions  31 notes
Posted 25, May, 2013
  • The Big Bang Theory, CBS, 8 PM:

    Sheldon is worried that his excessive nerdiness is getting in the way of his desire to rid the world of most Jews.

  • Wipeout, ABC, 8 PM:

    Sentient pools of water seek their next victims by having them perform menial tasks in the hopes of a cash prize.

  • Does Someone Have to Go? FOX, 9 PM:

    Teams of six compete to see who can hold in their excrement the longest; the winner is then allowed to eat one of the losers.

  • Race Horse Mafia, A&E, 8 PM:

    Retired race horses that have been taught to count run a betting ring out of the back of their stable.

  • Chopped, FOOD Network, 8 PM:

    The key ingredient arsenic adds tension to the judging.

  • Family Feud, GSN, 8 PM:

    Steve Harvey is bemused at things people say in response to loaded questions.

  • Unicorn Justice, TLC, 9 PM:

    A roving band of unicorns with contrasting personalities bicker with each other when they are not impaling convicted murderers with their horns.

Reblogged from nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays  6,090 notes
Posted 25, May, 2013

meladoodle:

STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED: 

i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)

Reblogged from trafalgarunlawful  6 notes
Posted 25, May, 2013

creapy:

do you ever like a ship so much that it physically hurts you like you sit there and youre paralyzed by the pain and the struggles they have to overcome and how much they love each other actually makes your heart hurt and somehow you just feel so deeply connected to how they feel through everything and youre crying and you cant find the words to explain anything because their entire relationship has placed so much emotions onto you that you dont know how to handle it all you can do it sit there in pain and cry over fictional characters